written on the door of rae’s apartment building at child-hand height. feel u

written on the door of rae’s apartment building at child-hand height. feel u

proposed guideline for casual sex arrangements

i humbly propose the minimum standard of decency for even the chillest booty call be thus:

no behavior that would get a person fired from a summer job at the mall

  • no call no show
  • showing up visibly intoxicated 
  • excessive private personal phone use
  • rude, uncouth, or inappropriate conduct
  • lying (“if you call out with a sick grandma, don’t let me catch you at the beach”)
  • failure to comply with posted safety procedures (h/t)
and this proposed guideline shall be called: 
the cinnabon criteria
and those in violation, dismissed.

nobody flag her before i can get a date. ignore to guys

nobody flag her before i can get a date. ignore to guys

moments of true friendship at the gchat cafe (#1 in a series)

moments of true friendship at the gchat cafe (#1 in a series)

brujacore:

I took a selfie for every costume change/song I did at this karaoke party

  1. Aaliyah, Are You That Somebody?”
  2. Aerosmith, "I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing"
  3. Shania Twain, "Man! I Feel Like a Woman!"
  4. Jewel,Foolish Games
  5. Celine Dion, It’s All Coming Back To Me Now

suzy i love you so, very, much

I think the sheer fact of women talking, being, paradoxical, inexplicable, flip, self-destructive but above all else public is the most revolutionary thing in the world.

- Chris Kraus, I Love Dick (via hazelcills)

stay rude